whose line IS it, anyway ??

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Hello and welcome to
" Who Do You Like, Anyway ? "
the blog where everything goes wrong
and the comments don't matter ..

I'm torn ..

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One of my ears is lower than the other ..

I have a strange rash on my neck,
and I have no idea how it got there ..

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My butt fell asleep ..

I got yet another quote wrong ..

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Something's missing ..

My dreams are so serene ..
If only real life were like that

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Labor Day is a pretty pointless holiday ..

And they want to make September eleventh
a national holiday ..
Why would you want to celebrate something
you don't want to remember ??

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Ohkay, so I didn't finish Wapparoatomm in time
. Oops .
Oh, well ..